Socket Pick up lines

The best Socket pick up lines

Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten
👤︎ u/puckumiss91
📅︎ Jan 12
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Are you a plug socket?

Because i want to make you wet till theres sparks
👤︎ u/ALostPotat
📅︎ Apr 20
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Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)
👤︎ u/KeeperNog
📅︎ Nov 30
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I like my women how i like my electrical sockets

With my fork inside of them
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 19
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Are you a night light?

Cuz I need you in my socket at night
👤︎ u/Akotosh535
📅︎ Nov 08
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Are you a wall socket?

Because I want to use you in a number of applications that require a power source. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?
👤︎ u/WillHungFan
📅︎ Mar 30
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Girl, u a phone accessory?

Cus I’d pop your socket
👤︎ u/KryFuZe
📅︎ Jan 03
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