Stalk Pick up lines

The best Stalk pick up lines

Are you in a cornfield?

Cause I'm stalking you
👤︎ u/Sheltand_
📅︎ Jun 08
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Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.
👤︎ u/OsmarTheBoi
📅︎ Jan 11
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Are you a celery farmer?

I'd let you stalk me
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Feb 10
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hey are you my reddit thowaway account

because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes
👤︎ u/WaterruDoing
📅︎ Oct 24
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They say to follow your dreams...

which explains why I'm stalking you.
👤︎ u/wantstodienow
📅︎ Apr 02
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Are you in a corn field?

Cause I’m stalking you
👤︎ u/Sheltand_
📅︎ May 02
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Need one based on corn!

No, not the "do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you" one. He asked for corny jokes... Edit: not *too* dirty—I want to date him, not fuck him and ghost him.
👤︎ u/persimelinoe
📅︎ Sep 29
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