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The best Terms pick up lines

Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you terms and conditions?

Cause whatever you say i’ll always agree with you..
👤︎ u/zisx_
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

cause I don't give a fuck about what you say
👤︎ u/mystic-milkyway
📅︎ Sep 20
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS •Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
👤︎ u/50centscumjar
📅︎ Aug 08
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Are you the terms and conditions?

Cause I don't give a FUCK about what you have to say
👤︎ u/FredzRed47
📅︎ May 18
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Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl, are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I don’t understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
👤︎ u/darkodus
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey are you a boba tea?

Because I crave for you everyday ( only usable until the trend dies or boba teas suck in terms of taste )
👤︎ u/official_rekA-
📅︎ Jul 07
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Are you an algebraic expression?

Because I want to combine like terms with you.
👤︎ u/munkeynuggets
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
👤︎ u/baylenmiller
📅︎ Oct 01
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