Thigh Pick up lines

The best Thigh pick up lines

Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
👤︎ u/JehonX
📅︎ Nov 17
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Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 07
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Are your thighs Coronavirus?

Because I want them to kill me
👤︎ u/CaptainHue
📅︎ Feb 10
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Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.
👤︎ u/theCraigmobile
📅︎ Jun 05
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Do you like sandwiches?

cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
👤︎ u/AnalBarrage
📅︎ Feb 01
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
👤︎ u/TFF_Torquejack
📅︎ Apr 06
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Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs

Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
👤︎ u/B0rN__
📅︎ Apr 18
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Girl are you fried chicken?

Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.
👤︎ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
📅︎ Oct 28
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You have thunder thighs???

I’ve got a lighting rod :-)
👤︎ u/justinandashley
📅︎ May 13
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
👤︎ u/motogucci
📅︎ Mar 21
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It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers

It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers so can I use your thighs instead ?
👤︎ u/dark_knight59222
📅︎ Jan 21
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are your legs holy water?

because i want to baptise in your thighs :)
👤︎ u/princesstwix1067
📅︎ Jan 15
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