Trunk Pick up lines
The best Trunk pick up lines
do you have a spare wheel in your car?
... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
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u/lilboxcutter
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Jan 03
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Hey, are you a bad girl?
Cuz I want to spank you with an elephant trunk.
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u/nine9ten10
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Oct 05
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Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?
No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.
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u/1bigredbug
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Dec 13
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Hey girl are you my groceries?
Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car
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u/RatedThunder245
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Mar 08
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Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers
Can we get yours Girl: NO! Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!
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u/HMMWatsDat
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Apr 06
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Do you need help cleaning out your car?
Iād love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.
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u/YinYangMojo
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Sep 08
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