Turned Pick up lines

The best Turned pick up lines

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
👤︎ u/sofabeddd
📅︎ Feb 16
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?👉👈🥺
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Jan 27
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I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together
👤︎ u/SLAVENKC1
📅︎ Dec 09
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Are you a PS2 startup screen?

Because i love watching you get turned on 😳
👤︎ u/_Starrk175
📅︎ Feb 17
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I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Sep 14
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I like my women how I like my tesla

Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
👤︎ u/JustBridging
📅︎ Aug 12
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
👤︎ u/FlightMan_71
📅︎ Jul 25
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I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
👤︎ u/locus0016
📅︎ Jun 11
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Help! You’re so hot that you just turned me into a cloud.

Now, I’m high and wet.
👤︎ u/Megaminds-Forhead
📅︎ Nov 22
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For French girls only

Damn girl you just turned my croissant into a baguette
👤︎ u/hahahelpmeplzplz
📅︎ Sep 13
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If I was a face-recognition enabled phone

I'd get turned on just by looking at you
👤︎ u/JackOfAllCharades
📅︎ Jun 13
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I turned low batt when I first saw you. . .

*Low batt first sight*
👤︎ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
📅︎ Nov 30
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You're 70% water, and water can go through rock, right?

Well the tables have turned, and now this rock is going through you.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 04
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