Vitamin Pick up lines

The best Vitamin pick up lines

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly
👤︎ u/HappyCrey
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey girl, seems like you haven’t been getting your daily dose of vitamin D…

I can help with that 😉
👤︎ u/DrakeDaDragin
📅︎ Jun 05
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Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.
👤︎ u/IRONCHEF06
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!
👤︎ u/oobiesb
📅︎ Feb 04
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I'm not a doctor but,

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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You can call me " The Sun "

Because I can help you get some D - vitamin
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Dec 28
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I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Oct 31
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Hey girl you like vitamin a?

Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
👤︎ u/Dabernie
📅︎ Oct 20
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I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D
👤︎ u/pontiac-bandit_69
📅︎ Jun 26
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Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...
👤︎ u/guest666_
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Jan 31
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I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.
👤︎ u/HUDZUM
📅︎ Nov 20
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Call me Mr. Supplement

Cause I’m here to give you that Vitamin D 🤭😜😂
👤︎ u/IndvLostInTime
📅︎ Jan 14
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Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me
👤︎ u/JokerThyPlug
📅︎ Aug 01
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I think you're suffering from lack of...

Vitamin ME.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 17
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Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
👤︎ u/Zafjaf
📅︎ Sep 05
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My doctor told me.....

I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jun 23
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Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..
👤︎ u/murkage_11
📅︎ May 13
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Oct 29
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Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.
👤︎ u/themarajade1
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey girl do you have rickets?

Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D
👤︎ u/UrethralGrease
📅︎ May 08
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Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U
👤︎ u/gosh477
📅︎ Jun 20
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