Water Pick up lines

The best Water pick up lines

Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Because dam.
👤︎ u/INRihab__
📅︎ Feb 12
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Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet
👤︎ u/fuckaduck009
📅︎ Jan 16
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?👉👈🥺
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Jan 27
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I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Feb 11
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Your body is 75% water

And I’m *thirsty.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 03
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If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Oct 16
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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ May 15
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You look like one nice glass of water

Mind if I be your ice cube?
👤︎ u/Lordfiercrotch
📅︎ Nov 25
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You see, your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ May 17
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Are you that one block of water?

Because I'd love to dive in you
👤︎ u/Ostiaxus
📅︎ May 24
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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*
👤︎ u/hellsimulator
📅︎ Oct 18
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Your body is 70% water

And Daddy is thirsty
👤︎ u/DanteChurch
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl, you know 75% of your body is water

And I’m tryna drown
👤︎ u/i_Blastoise
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl do u like water

Bc then u already like 72% of me
👤︎ u/KING_SOLOMON25
📅︎ Sep 30
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 16
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

After all that’s what we are gonna name our son and daughter
👤︎ u/shreygay123
📅︎ Aug 12
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Are you subcritical water?

Cause one touch and I can make you explode
👤︎ u/S0M3_N00B_
📅︎ Jun 24
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Hey girl, are you a barrier constructed to hold back water?

Because, DAM!
👤︎ u/TheChickenNecks
📅︎ Aug 10
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Did you know your body is 70% water?

Because damn, I am thirsty
👤︎ u/Phtevus
📅︎ Jun 09
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Hey girl, do you like water?

She:........ Me: Not a pickup Line just a reminder to stay Hydrated this winter coz your skin needs it.
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Dec 12
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Are you a glass of water?

Because I wanna press my lips against you
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 06
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see, your body is 75% water

and i’m thirsty sooooo
👤︎ u/AleemAppleCider
📅︎ Jul 14
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You're 70% water, and water can go through rock, right?

Well the tables have turned, and now this rock is going through you.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 04
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Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 15
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Hello there, are you Nestle?

Because you took away my all my water.
👤︎ u/AdviceWhoNeedsIt
📅︎ Dec 31
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Hey girl, are you a water bottle?

Cause you're aqua*FINE*a
👤︎ u/MidgetPusher
📅︎ Jul 04
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*Spills water on lady*

I see you're quite wet, I tend to have that effect on women.
👤︎ u/Revibes
📅︎ Nov 15
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I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 15
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I can turn you into mine
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 29
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Did you know that your body is 70% water?

well i can’t live without water
👤︎ u/fwaggetnugget
📅︎ Mar 11
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I'm not water but I can make you wet

waterr
👤︎ u/Shodie69
📅︎ May 20
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Your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty
👤︎ u/momgetthecameras
📅︎ Nov 12
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Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower?

Cause daaaaaaam
👤︎ u/lisevijita
📅︎ Apr 10
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If a water drop was a kiss,

I would send you a tsunami.
👤︎ u/gsaulitis
📅︎ Mar 30
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
👤︎ u/clubby_21
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
👤︎ u/Austin_Knauss
📅︎ Dec 09
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
👤︎ u/Vegas_Vanna
📅︎ May 09
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
👤︎ u/Meloxian
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you a water balloon?

Because I want to fill you up.
👤︎ u/ShadieYT
📅︎ Nov 29
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Hey, are you the nether?

Cause you're so hot that i can't even place water
👤︎ u/renariono
📅︎ Nov 20
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Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned - Day 18
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 22
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are your legs holy water?

because i want to baptise in your thighs :)
👤︎ u/princesstwix1067
📅︎ Jan 15
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Oct 15
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You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together? *works best in a drought area*
👤︎ u/Rollen734
📅︎ Jan 20
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If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.
👤︎ u/jonahlife
📅︎ Apr 27
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Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's
👤︎ u/PhuckYoo33
📅︎ Jan 25
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Are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're aquaFINEa
👤︎ u/Shanedaboi42O
📅︎ Feb 26
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Hey, are you a water fountain?

Because I'm wet around you
👤︎ u/TristanBerlak
📅︎ Jan 10
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Are you a a barrier that stops or restricts the flow of water or underground streams from heaven?

Because god dam!
👤︎ u/Average-M3M35
📅︎ Nov 07
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Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
👤︎ u/dowhatchafeel
📅︎ Mar 06
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Can I be your Water Temple?

Because I want to make you lose your mind as you get wet
👤︎ u/lunarshade96
📅︎ Aug 04
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Guys, need some water?

Cause you look thirsty af
👤︎ u/KaHate
📅︎ Jul 14
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Most humans are 70% water

But you're 100% sauce
👤︎ u/Comraids
📅︎ Oct 27
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You must be really water retentive

because the second I saw you I was like "Dam !"
👤︎ u/Davidiamdavid
📅︎ May 01
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are you a glass of water ?

because i wanna stick my straw in you
👤︎ u/Betancourt017
📅︎ May 21
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I need one related to bottled water please

Water bottles and / or their brands
👤︎ u/I_Gotta_Question_
📅︎ Mar 15
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Are you retaining water?

Cause dam.
👤︎ u/forkstick
📅︎ Jun 13
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Oct 29
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Are you blocking the flow of water?

Cause DAMNNN.
👤︎ u/VengefulVendetta
📅︎ Mar 30
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Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
👤︎ u/NIBBZ_YT
📅︎ Jan 04
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FYI, I’m like a hippopotamus 🦛

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.
👤︎ u/Ty949
📅︎ Mar 01
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Taking a bath/shower must be so hard.

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.
👤︎ u/FoxyMellow
📅︎ Mar 09
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Are you Belle Delphine?

Because I would pay for your bath water.
👤︎ u/sdal9780
📅︎ Feb 28
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Are you a Christian girl?

Because I wanna make you leak holy water. Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.
👤︎ u/Ratticuss
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you from Johnson and Johnson?

Because you're as gentle to the eyes as pure water
👤︎ u/harbingerofsmiles
📅︎ Dec 21
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine, Im just tryna turn you into mine
👤︎ u/KlutzChingSter
📅︎ Mar 23
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A bunch of chemistry lines

I'm an acid. Can I neutralize your base? Are you made of arsenic? 'Cause that's a really nice As. I'm water. Wanna dissolve in me? If I were an element, I would be Ba. Are you beryllium? 'Cause you should Be with me.
👤︎ u/Asgarthe
📅︎ Sep 30
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