Weak Pick up lines

The best Weak pick up lines

Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark
👤︎ u/TheJamSams
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo
👤︎ u/ShonkyStonky
📅︎ Aug 25
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Hey , I am weak at French!

I am not talking about the language.
👤︎ u/kaalachor
📅︎ Aug 30
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
👤︎ u/killermambaa
📅︎ Jan 18
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
👤︎ u/Chrisvidal
📅︎ Aug 20
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Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.
👤︎ u/YellowFlash384
📅︎ Aug 08
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Hey girl, r u a chicken?

Cause your Breasts I making my drumsticks so weak. I don't know what I was going for here😅
👤︎ u/Rainer_04
📅︎ May 06
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You made my whole week 🥵🥰

now lemme make your hole weak 😉😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 30
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A kiss can make your day

But anal can make your hole weak.
👤︎ u/sckt1tties
📅︎ May 05
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Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you? Ahhaahaaa
👤︎ u/Jerry_Sama
📅︎ Mar 30
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Are you like Arthritis?

Because you make me go weak in my knees.
👤︎ u/Raghav_D1
📅︎ Apr 15
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Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

Because i can make your hole weak.
👤︎ u/asimplestargazer
📅︎ Apr 24
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Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak ;-)
👤︎ u/thushar1234
📅︎ Sep 07
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Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
👤︎ u/my_name_is_egg
📅︎ Jun 13
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Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.
👤︎ u/loopylogan_03
📅︎ Mar 01
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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ May 24
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If we did anal, it would make my day...

But it would make your hole weak.
👤︎ u/TrueDoomsayer
📅︎ Dec 03
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Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
👤︎ u/Quunii
📅︎ Apr 28
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Pick up line for girl at the gym without being creepy?

Last 8 ive been in 2 long term deals and my pick up game is weak as hell right now....
👤︎ u/Barbar21
📅︎ Apr 12
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Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

anal can make your hole weak
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Sep 05
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