Assist Pick up lines

The best Assist pick up lines

Will you assist in solving this equation? It's X+U=25

i think X must be 15 coz U are a perfect 10
👤︎ u/Mango_Bongo
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey girl, are you an assisted living facility?

Because I am gonna end up in you.
👤︎ u/FreakinEnigma
📅︎ Oct 21
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
👤︎ u/D27182627
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
👤︎ u/totally-not-bread
📅︎ Jan 06
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
👤︎ u/untilsometime
📅︎ Dec 20
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