Between Pick up lines

The best Between pick up lines

What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster
👤︎ u/Belugaboy_
📅︎ Feb 16
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What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty
👤︎ u/sohamrockz
📅︎ Feb 12
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What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
👤︎ u/Apprehensivepickle12
📅︎ Feb 15
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
👤︎ u/vizzlemynizzle69
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568
📅︎ Feb 14
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What's the difference between you and the brakes on this car?

I already slammed the brakes on this car today.
👤︎ u/Mitcheson555
📅︎ Feb 07
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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
👤︎ u/balonlon
📅︎ Jan 29
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What's the difference between a boner and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari.
👤︎ u/WizeTurtle
📅︎ Jan 20
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Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
👤︎ u/chuckle5611
📅︎ Jan 20
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What's the difference between a beautiful girl like you and sunglasses

The sunglasses sit a little higher.
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 04
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
👤︎ u/SharpestofCheddars
📅︎ Nov 24
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What's the difference between me and my couch ?

.. my couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/VivDso69
📅︎ Nov 24
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What’s the difference between you and high school?

I’ve already been in high school
👤︎ u/tapperlevi
📅︎ Dec 23
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Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
👤︎ u/sancuber
📅︎ Dec 10
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Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Because you can combust deez nuts any day ✌️🤪
👤︎ u/ratticus69
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?

I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words

“brobemine” ;)
👤︎ u/yumekostan
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Oct 26
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
👤︎ u/Insanevampire
📅︎ Nov 20
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If i had to choose between breathing and loving you...

I'd take my last breath to say "i Love you"
👤︎ u/Noli_30
📅︎ Nov 04
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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?

No? Then do you wanna come over and talk for a while
👤︎ u/___Applesauce___
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey girl wanna know the difference between you and abstract art?

Abstract actually has a reason to look bad, hot damn.
👤︎ u/SuperSpooker1337
📅︎ Nov 01
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You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a ferrari.
👤︎ u/Samir0927
📅︎ Sep 20
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Do you know what is that?

“Points between her legs” My dinner
👤︎ u/fenrovski
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway
👤︎ u/supergoku003
📅︎ Dec 25
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Ay girl, wanna know the difference between you and the rain?

I don't mind you falling on my head
👤︎ u/Dane_Gilly
📅︎ Sep 19
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
👤︎ u/Spool_of_bread
📅︎ Aug 03
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
👤︎ u/magesticrhinoceros
📅︎ Jun 26
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Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face
👤︎ u/Cargold22
📅︎ Jul 17
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What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I’d rather kidnap you.
👤︎ u/Xenevious
📅︎ Jul 31
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I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you
👤︎ u/narwhster
📅︎ Aug 19
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 29
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What is similar between me and you?

We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon
👤︎ u/Shreya001
📅︎ May 18
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
👤︎ u/buttery_potatooo
📅︎ Jun 22
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Hey girl are you a hamburger

Because I want to put my meat between your buns
👤︎ u/red_rose107
📅︎ Feb 17
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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking
👤︎ u/AlfieHenderson26
📅︎ May 11
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What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.
👤︎ u/BOATSANDHOEZ
📅︎ Jul 03
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 10
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Hey girl, are you the complex geopolitical relationship between Israel and Palestine?

Because I’d love to learn a bit more about you
👤︎ u/RonSwanson_US
📅︎ Jun 15
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What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I’d enjoy waking up to you
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Jul 27
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You know the difference between an attractive girl like you and a melon?

I don't mind getting your juices all over me - Day 79
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 25
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Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here
👤︎ u/rocketangel08
📅︎ May 19
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don’t have a Ferrari.
👤︎ u/Fanaway7
📅︎ Mar 12
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What's the difference between you and work?

I wouldn't enjoy coming into work tomorrow.
👤︎ u/Penmer
📅︎ Feb 20
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 29
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Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.
👤︎ u/LouisVonTrap
📅︎ Jun 16
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are you the wire task in among us?

cuz i feel a connection between us
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 31
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
👤︎ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
📅︎ Dec 25
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Are you 911? Cuz I’m tryna crash my plane in between your towers

Idk if this has already been made but fuck it
👤︎ u/yungspacexan
📅︎ Mar 28
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What did one boat say to the other boat?

Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?
👤︎ u/nofacekohaku
📅︎ Oct 30
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ain’t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
👤︎ u/chamhamha
📅︎ Dec 24
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[/r/pickuplines] What's The Difference Between A Ferrari And An Erection?

I Don't Have A Ferrari!
👤︎ u/violator187
📅︎ Feb 18
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There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas
👤︎ u/billy-joels-dad
📅︎ Mar 10
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There are 14 billion legs in the world

And I just wanna be between yours.
👤︎ u/bilal_nasser99
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me
👤︎ u/DoubleNegative5
📅︎ Jan 29
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How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

and I eat a box of chocolates 😉
👤︎ u/a_halona
📅︎ Feb 02
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What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Jan 25
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What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.
👤︎ u/SpookyRecoil
📅︎ Jan 29
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What's the difference between you and a Hotdog?

I don't wanna fuck a hotdog ;)
👤︎ u/AnTony4000
📅︎ Jun 23
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl , whats the difference between you and a curtain

I would use the curtain to hide the light But i will use to light me up instead.
👤︎ u/saif5165
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?

Because you give me a bulge
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 18
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Are you a malfunctioning switch board?

Because I'm trying to create a spark between us.
👤︎ u/happy_anand
📅︎ Nov 05
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
👤︎ u/Matmania
📅︎ Sep 21
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Think of a number between 1 and 9

Is it mine?
👤︎ u/spamusubae
📅︎ Sep 08
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What's the difference between you and Facebook?

You don't have all my information yet
👤︎ u/SkeletonOfPuns
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey girl, are you Zeus?

Cause I can feel a spark between us.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 17
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I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.
👤︎ u/TreyLastname
📅︎ Jul 06
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Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
👤︎ u/thefakebrit8
📅︎ Mar 29
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Roses are red, grass is green...

I love your legs and what's in between.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 26
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