The 59 Best Call Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.

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👤︎ u/the-1-tru-waffle

📅︎ Jan 15

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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

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👤︎ u/Ok-Collection-5134

📅︎ Feb 18

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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

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👤︎ u/ASS-EATIN-MACHINE

📅︎ Feb 11

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Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

Cause I’m dying to suck you off ;)

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Feb 08

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What to say if a scammer calls you

Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

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👤︎ u/MinerKingX

📅︎ Jan 12

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Hey boy call me a mosquito

Cause I want u to spank me.

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👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Feb 08

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Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

Cos you mean Nothing to me 🙃

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👤︎ u/nanofatty22

📅︎ Dec 22

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They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.

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👤︎ u/mango_truck7841

📅︎ Jan 09

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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....

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👤︎ u/sunridersurya

📅︎ Feb 12

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I’m gonna call you nothing

Because that’s what makes me happy

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👤︎ u/CrisxCrisis

📅︎ Jan 24

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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you

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👤︎ u/2005Rogers

📅︎ Jan 31

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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth

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👤︎ u/Psychological_You_70

📅︎ Jan 15

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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/lemonysnickerdoode

📅︎ Jan 14

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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/sinkingInYourDreams

📅︎ Jan 06

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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you

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👤︎ u/Smoky_protec_lolis

📅︎ Dec 13

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Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?

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👤︎ u/OOF2101

📅︎ Jan 06

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Are you Lovecraftian? Bc you’re calling my Cthulhu

(Thanks I’ll go jump off a cliff now)

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👤︎ u/Residentjanitor

📅︎ Jan 29

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People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime -credits to some video I saw on Instagram

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/nirmaezio

📅︎ Jan 02

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Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Unless you get this injection, you'll only make out with Lock Jaw

👍︎ 1

👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus

📅︎ Jan 17

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Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down

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👤︎ u/AdministrativeWafer2

📅︎ Nov 19

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You can call me Alice

Because I want to explore your wonderland

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👤︎ u/xEyesofEternityx

📅︎ Jun 17

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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Engel-mann

📅︎ Dec 24

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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Nov 10

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Somebody better call God,

Because he’s missing an angel

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Dec 19

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You can call me " The Sun "

Because I can help you get some D - vitamin

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👤︎ u/nirmaezio

📅︎ Dec 28

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They call me Stevie Wonder

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags

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👤︎ u/darling_23

📅︎ Dec 18

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My dick is called Life

Life is hard.

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👤︎ u/The_Squiddy

📅︎ Nov 19

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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water

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👤︎ u/clubby_21

📅︎ Jan 01

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They call me serotonin....

Because I can make you happy when I’m inside of you

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👤︎ u/nasher_of_nashs

📅︎ Nov 22

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I was going to call you beautiful,

But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

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👤︎ u/christxg

📅︎ May 06

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What do you call a joint you and I share

Joint Custody

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/pokemonlettuce

📅︎ Nov 30

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Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Coz I'm suffering from ligma

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👤︎ u/amanthatdontfall

📅︎ Nov 08

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Can I call you jasmine without the jas?

Cause your mine

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👤︎ u/AmirG27

📅︎ Oct 30

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I might have to call the supernanny

Because you bad asf 😍

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👤︎ u/RoadmanKatakuri

📅︎ Dec 23

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Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/ZealousidealStage1

📅︎ Nov 26

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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.

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👤︎ u/noofence

📅︎ Nov 17

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Call me Scarface and tonight

Say hello to my lil' friend

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/illumi_nazi

📅︎ Nov 24

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Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Because it's killing me!

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👤︎ u/WTFRU4RLz

📅︎ Nov 20

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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow

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👤︎ u/offical_steady_life

📅︎ Oct 21

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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.

👍︎ 932

👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher

📅︎ Jan 22

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Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart

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👤︎ u/TheHofinstop

📅︎ Nov 01

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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.

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👤︎ u/chexmp

📅︎ Nov 05

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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them

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👤︎ u/FrogOnALeash

📅︎ Nov 03

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girl you wanna know why they call me melody?

cos im always in your head

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👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget

📅︎ Sep 26

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Some people call me a pussy

But you know, you are what you eat

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👤︎ u/WackBoat

📅︎ Oct 25

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You’d better call life alert

because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up

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👤︎ u/D3eTr0y3r

📅︎ Oct 12

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Most people call me John

but you can call me anytime

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👤︎ u/LimitlessMoonlight

📅︎ Sep 14

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Might as well call me baby...

'cause i'm gonna be in you for the next 9 months

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👤︎ u/loquat289

📅︎ Sep 15

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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before

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👤︎ u/Pandawolf10

📅︎ Sep 14

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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper

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👤︎ u/Sorenta

📅︎ Oct 03

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I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

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👤︎ u/DavidTenebris

📅︎ Oct 22

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Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

👍︎ 966

👤︎ u/SirGoaty

📅︎ Feb 21

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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/HypnoBats

📅︎ Sep 24

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Hey girl you can call me corona

Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt

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👤︎ u/tlaz10

📅︎ Jun 05

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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.

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👤︎ u/leVi_29

📅︎ Feb 07

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They call me world...

Would you like to be on top of the world?

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👤︎ u/Beyuand000

📅︎ Aug 01

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Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

And Nah i aint mean it like that

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👤︎ u/Babatunde__Olatunji

📅︎ Aug 05

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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ May 17

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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

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👤︎ u/Cncaulderon

📅︎ Aug 24

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Girl, you can call me bill gates

I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

What to say if a scammer calls you

Hey boy call me a mosquito

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

They call me cheerios

All my ex call me a dog

I’m gonna call you nothing

I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

Sometimes people call me colgate...

wanna know why they call me the mail man?

Baby call me a lantern man

Ay girl call me a gardener

Hey baby they call me the Ice King

Are you Lovecraftian? Bc you’re calling my Cthulhu

People call me by my name

Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Do you know why women call me the plumber

You can call me Alice

Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Somebody better call God,

You can call me " The Sun "

They call me Stevie Wonder

My dick is called Life

Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

They call me serotonin....

I was going to call you beautiful,

What do you call a joint you and I share

Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Can I call you jasmine without the jas?

I might have to call the supernanny

Call me McDonald's Sprite

Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Call me Scarface and tonight

Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

Baby, just call me John King...

I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

girl you wanna know why they call me melody?

Some people call me a pussy

You’d better call life alert

Most people call me John

Might as well call me baby...

Aye girl, call me 2021

Just call me Burger King

I like my coffee like I like my women

Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

Hey girl you can call me corona

Sometimes people call me Colgate

They call me world...

Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

I was gonna call you beautiful...

They call me microwave

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