Fact Pick up lines

Only to make you fall for me

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)

I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

Person: No. You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

As a matter of fact, I want you

because you’re stimulating my senses (fun fact, this has been used on me before)

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality. But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act. But then again How you act is 33% of your personality. Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🤫

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?

ex: "I'm fluent in six different languages, and a compulsive liar."

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."

and thats a fact...

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."

I met this girl on tinder, her name is Stephanie and I promised her a clever pickupline in which I play with words, so I wanna do something with her name or the fact that she is a drummer, can someone please help me, i'm desperate Thank you, Nathan