Fed Pick up lines

The best Fed pick up lines

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

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👤︎ u/stfupooki

📅︎ Jan 07

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hey girl, is your posterior under surveillance by the feds?

cuz i wanna tap dat ass

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👤︎ u/Esus9

📅︎ Nov 05

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