Fire Pick up lines

But you're way hotter

Cuz you’re really fucking loud and annoying 😍 🥵 😉

Cuz u are really loud and annoying

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.

Cause you're on fire 🔥

Cause I wanna stick my d—- inside of you

Because you are really fucking loud and annoying

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying

Cause that pussy fire 🔥

Cuz I never want you in my house

Because you set my heart on fire

Cause your really fucking loud and annoying

I'll bring the wood

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying

Cos every time you ring I shit myself

...fire roasted, ground up, and packed in burlap. Also, decaf.

Because I'm a match for you

cos that arse on you is too fire

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

Because you’re hotter than the fires of hell.

Cause you’re really loud and fucking annoying

roses are red violets are red tulips are red and my garden is on fire

because you are looouuuud and ANNOYING

Cause I need to take you out

because you set my heart on fire

Because you're super hot.

Because you set my heart on fire.

Because I'd like to set you of every night

on fire

Pm me if interested

Because you are on fire

Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

Because i want to set you the fuck on fire.

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

If you were on fire

Go!

Set a fat kid on fire

Because you lit my a heart on fire

Australia watch out, this girl is fire! /Is on fire!

Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

Coz my bush is on fire

cuz i'm gonna fire in that hole

"Oh, honey (Ah-ah-ah) I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you Like it's the only thing I'll ever do"

Because you are setting world on fire!

Because you’re on fire

Because you're on Fire.... (Sizzle sound)

Cause you set my heart on fire.

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Cause you on fire!

because you are on fire