Fridge Pick up lines

The best Fridge pick up lines

I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey girl, are you a fridge?

Cause I want to raid your drawers at 3am.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 17
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I like my women how I like my fridges

In the kitchen
👤︎ u/MrHiggils
📅︎ Oct 22
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Are you a Samsung Fridge with Ice dispenser?

Because you're pretty cool
👤︎ u/GGXInfinity
📅︎ Jun 02
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hey girl, are you a fridge?

because i wanna stick my meat inside you
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Jul 14
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Hey gurl, do you live in a fridge?

Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C
👤︎ u/Amphibious-Rock
📅︎ Feb 17
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
👤︎ u/LibertyState
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey dude are you Kyle Rayner

Because I want to get shoved in your fridge
👤︎ u/softpossumboi
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
👤︎ u/NIBBZ_YT
📅︎ Jan 04
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
👤︎ u/NedtheDuck5
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you lots of margarine?

Because I'd like to put you in tubs and keep you in my fridge.
👤︎ u/twenty-tentacles
📅︎ Jan 28
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