Fructose Pick up lines

The best Fructose pick up lines

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup?

Because your ass is so sweet my body can't tell when it has had enough.
👤︎ u/ItsSylent
📅︎ Apr 08
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Damn girl, you must be sweet

‘Cause you lookin’ extra high-fructose. Edit: lmao, this popped into my head while I was making a sandwich and I just had to share.
👤︎ u/KugelBlitzSparks
📅︎ Sep 20
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