Girl Pick up lines

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.

Cause we should hang sometime

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.

Cuz I really wanna take a bath with you

BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY

You'd be lightning McQueen

because you're giving me a serious bone condition

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

Because you're all I think about

Because you fill me with positive energy.

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

Cus you make my piston extend

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

“What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

Because you look special

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help

Because you turn my world upside down.

Cuz I want to girl girl g ril gIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL G I R L **GIRL GIRL** GIRL - G I R L - - G̶̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̦̫͈̫̜̯̠͎͉͎̳̗̖̹̭̣̼͕̣̤̯̦̰̫̮̖̗̳̺̠͕̜̙̼̭̯̭͖̼̫̹͍̺̼͔̟͔̻̯̻͍̱̤̫̹̪͈̗̩̭̰̞͕̲̠̼͉̙̪̳͚̪̬͙͎̳̮̻̺͚̼̟̫̻̫͉̪͙̹͉͙̱͕̱̭̭̼̗̩͕̲͇̠͈͔͚͎̩̗̳͓̩͇̹̞̳̙̞̜͖̰̙͎̳̭̜̦͇̦̲͚͖̞͚̦̳͉̦̟̰͔̺̩̞͖̜̞͉̩̱͎͔̘̳̗͔̲͓͚̫̝͗̂̍̐̊̄̆͋̎̄́̆́̂̋̈́̊͆͑̿̂͒̈́͒̊̊̌̃͗̾̇̈́̇̍͊͋͑͒͊͆̀͛͐̅̓̈̉̔̉͑̀̿̍́̑͐͒͒̽̾̓̽͒̈́͆̈̏̈́̌̐̾̍̾̒͑͋̑͂͌̍͆͆̐̈́̽̄͑̃̋͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̛̛̛͈̙̞̫̱̭̻̝͎̮͈͈̥̪̥̻̦̮̪̳̮̱̜̺̤̦̳̤̜̦̭͕͎̫̠̜̹̯̼̙̙̬̙̟̝̱̹̳͉̹̯̗̥̗̠͙͇͇͕͉̯͎̦̘̻̰̲̭̤̗̱̤̤͇͓̼̦͍̱̼̻͓̭͈͎̳̖̳̪͓͖͇̖͉̞̗̞͚͓̩͖̭͍̙̱̼͓̩̻̻̤͉͍͇̥̹̜̤͇̮̼̮͖̪͈̘͎͔͚̤͓̙̞̞̙͎̫̠̼͈̼̞̱͙̬͔̙͍̮̫͔̦͚͎̰͖͇̲͖̳̺̥͍͚̘͍̥͔̻͚̫̦͎͉̰̯͇̼̜̳̫͚͕̝̘̜̬̯̪̲̟͇͕̤́̈́̍̓̊͛̎̆́͑̾̃͋̐̀̋́̈́͐̈́̽̇̓̈́̾͑̎̔̽͗̄̂̊̐̃̅̀͑̓͆͌͋̋͐͂̒́̂̄̐̓̈́̇̈̓̌̍́̃̊̽̊͂̃̓̉̿̂̽̄̓̓̅̉̄̍̎̋̓͊̒̈́͒͋̒́̂̄͛͊̀̈́̀̃̈́̑̈̓̂͗̎̾̈́̔͆̍̄͗͗̓̀̑̇̊̓̓̒̓͒̐̀̒͐̒̈́́̑̎͋̅̽̍̀͆̈̽̀̆̃̑͑̾̇́̑̓̃͛̆̌͐́̋̋̋̒̉́́͐̂̃͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĮ̴̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̱̬̰̳̻̮͍̰̠̝͍͎͈͈̭̯͔̼̗̹̜̦̱̞͔̻̮͙̮͉̺̺̦̮̺̥̗̳͈̹̺̯̠͙͕̘̺͙̓̿͋̂̐̑͒̌̅̿͐̆̈̈́̑̏̾͑̑̓̍̊̈́̏̆̑̏͆͋̋̐̈́̈́̏̿̆͊͗̍̄͒̂̾̀̌̒͑̽̍̀̆̔͑̀̑͗̂̆͋͒̌̇͌̐͆̇̂̈̌̓͛͊̀̇̈́͐̒̌̂̍̎͛̾̎̔̃̉̉͊̋̔̓̔̐͌͂̑͂̌̀̅̓́̆͒́̂̽̂͒́͑̿́͌́̍͛̄͐͒́̈̂̊̒̌͒͛̒͆̈́̋͆͛̉̓͐̏̇̅̍̔͒̓̐̔̐̿̈͂̎̂̆̎̈́̑͗͂́̿̉̇̈́̉̒̓̈́̍̈́̌̾̿͋̈̐̈́̋̑̍̿̎̒͗͐̎̿̐̂͐̂̐̑̉͋̄͂̂̈̈́̽̏̈̏̈̓͂͂̉̈̾̇͌̓̋̾͆̒̇̊̋͒̔̑̎̔́̋͑͋͑̃̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̡̢̛̳͉̬͈͍͈͍̪̦̲̣̪̬̯͍̻̻̗̮̟̣̥̗͔̻̰͕͕̩͖̻̞̤͕̩̪̙͍͕̪͈̪̠̖̪̩̻̪̏̒̋͐͑̔̉̀̍̃̽͌̎͂͊̓͌̎̓̆̋͑͛̇̓͌͐̋̇̾́͊̾̑̍͘͝͝͝͝Ŗ̸̧̢̢̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̛͕̙̫͎̤̪̻̥͇̫̘̱̣̯̯̲̭̳̗̯̬͔̰̠̜̼̗̮͈͈͚̺̻̻͚̳̮͕͉̭̣̩̫͉̩͚̖̻̣͕̬̤̖̳̦̖̦̙͉̘̩̱̺̳͓̝̲̗̜̳͓̰͚̬̯͇̲̠͈̯̟̳̼̣̯͍̞͙̩͍͙͎̥̬̳̮͎͙͖͙̺̺̱̤͙̹̥̳̠̝̠̯͈͉̹̲͓̣͚̻̫̮̱̯̹͎̱̘̗̺̻̣̼̙̮͉͍̺̣̪̖͓̬̳̥̩̟̻͓̘̤͎̰͔͙̥̦̠̻̬̞̜͖̞̝͕̳̪̺͍̰͓͈͔̘̭͙͓͉̱̣̟̙̬̠͉̺̖̱̜͇̳͍̬̬̰͎͚̺̮̟̥͙͓̙̤͍͚̣̣̥̠̼̘͚̹̉́̀͊̇̌͛̔̔͌̋͐͗̾́̍̀̀̓̓͛͗̏̊̀̄̾̃̚̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͕̤̦͖̹̘̠͎͇͈̤̟̩̹̩͓͕͈̭̩̲̼͓̼̺͈͚̰̖̲̪͚͖̂̐̆̈́̃͋̓̾͌͌́͆̾̆͊̾̈́̉͐̃̀̍̆̀̊̍̈́͋͌͌͊̑͂̍̎̎̔̋̍̋̃͊͆͑̆́̅͑̄̄͊͊͐̏̓̉͛̒͆̉̆̈́̋̎̐̂́̉̄̂͑̌̀͛̈̅͊̒̒͑̒̉͌͛̄́̓̍̀̀̎͋̽̇̇͊̽͂̽̀̔́̓̈́̿̓̂͛͑̂̊̒͌͆̋̓̀̈́̅̅̄́͗̔̀͛͆͊͒͛́̉̈́͊͂͂̋̀̍̄̌͑́̈͐̈́̒͂̏̆̋̈́̈́͐̈́́͌̈́͌̔̈́͐́̃̄̋̾̓̉́͗͂́̈͒̓̈̒̈̆͐̐̆̊̊͛̈̐͗̒̽͆͗̉̀̌͊̾͗̈́̉̃̾͋̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠Ļ̷̨̡̡̛͙̲̹̬͈͎̜̠̞̰̝̦̦͚̻̯̜̺̼͕̖̙̪͓̱͇͍̜̲̺̩̲̘͇͍̻̠͔̦͉͓͚̥͖͙̪̫̱̺͎̯̙̰̬̻̪̖͙͔̝̺͕͚̟͖̦̘̪̝̘͆͑͛͌̾́͂̈́͋̈́̊̐̓͑̋͒͑͊͊͑̌̓̓́͊̒̒̐̏̎̂̿̽̉̋̂̀̋͐̆̈̇̉͊̽͋̄̄͂̓̌͗͗͛̈́̇̈́̒̒̌́̿̀̆̾̆̋̔̃͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅ - -

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)

you made my brain reboot

Coz I can't afford you

cause all I wanna do is get in a tub with you

Because you are the best a man can get!

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)

My HapPENIS can help with that

Cuz I wanna take a bath with you

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

Cuz I want u by my side ;)

Because I want you to be McQueen Kachow

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...

Cuz I wanna fuck the shit out of you

Because I would like to see you first thing in the morning

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

Because dam.

I shit in mine

Because I'm ready to Commit

Because I want you in my mouth😏

You or heroin

Because you are so slow to understand that I loved you.

Coz I can't get you outta my fucking head!!!

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat

Cause you are ter-bin-a-fine as hell. (Bonus): ... and I want to cream on your feet

Because I want to put my meat between your buns

Cuz I am gonna spread you

Cause you make my wood grow.

Cuz you make me wanna spoon you

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.

Monke monke monke

cuz im broke...🥲

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end

Cuz dam, I am way below your level.

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world

Cause when I feel like talking, neither one of you replies.

Because I wanna see what’s under the hood.

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.

'cause I could be the electron you ride.

Because I want to put my dick inside you

Cause' you sure know how to raise a cock😏

I know a great drive-in theater!

Wanna be my ticket to heaven?

Cause i wanna shoot kids inside you

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

Cause i wanna take a bath with you.

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.