Hose Pick up lines

The best Hose pick up lines

Girl are you a shitty hose?

Cuz you’re hella kinky
👤︎ u/krOgH1369
📅︎ Sep 02
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Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 15
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
👤︎ u/rawxxiv
📅︎ Jan 13
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