Hurt Pick up lines

The best Hurt pick up lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you’re a snack.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
👤︎ u/ImplodingElephant
📅︎ Feb 17
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
👤︎ u/Besval10
📅︎ Jan 24
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you look like a snacc!
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 01
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Did it hurt when you fell from the sky gurl?

Cuz you look like you fell straight on your chest.
👤︎ u/Respect_plus
📅︎ Dec 18
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.
👤︎ u/Ja_Boi_0546
📅︎ Nov 09
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
👤︎ u/InflatablePikachuGuy
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you
👤︎ u/Camuilo
📅︎ Nov 04
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When i fell for you, i hurt my lip.

wanna kiss it better?
👤︎ u/Extra-Airline-7144
📅︎ Nov 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you are a snack -Day 2
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Oct 23
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Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?

Cuz you a snack
👤︎ u/One_eggyboi
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey does your mouth hurt?

Cause I can kiss it better
👤︎ u/3vanescence
📅︎ Aug 29
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Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack
👤︎ u/wetgeorgie
📅︎ Aug 29
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you’re a snack😋
👤︎ u/cam_creates
📅︎ Aug 21
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Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?

Because u a snack
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 07
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you are looking like a snack
👤︎ u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz
📅︎ May 13
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you a snak
👤︎ u/Wiily_turtle
📅︎ Jul 10
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Did it hurt falling from the sky?

Well how did you survive!? That plane was like 1km above ground!
👤︎ u/Fylex_RO
📅︎ Jun 27
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted - Day 114
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 29
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you a snack.
👤︎ u/perfect_for_u
📅︎ Apr 24
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/Yama-k
📅︎ May 21
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
👤︎ u/sammylatchers
📅︎ Jul 08
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My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

no joke this actually worked for me
👤︎ u/DUBtheGamer247
📅︎ Apr 03
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...

LUCIFER?!?
👤︎ u/A_Telephone
📅︎ Mar 23
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/BC00P3R
📅︎ Nov 25
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My heads been hurting...

From thinking about you all day ;)
👤︎ u/Poppygod
📅︎ May 13
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My head's been hurting

cause you hit it with a fucking hammer
👤︎ u/ClutchDragon55
📅︎ May 14
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Did it hurt when you fell in the kitchen?

Because you're a whole meal
👤︎ u/amaury-wilmer
📅︎ Mar 15
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did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

because you a snack
👤︎ u/itsjustlucifer
📅︎ Nov 15
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)
👤︎ u/KlutzChingSter
📅︎ May 02
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People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot. I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.
👤︎ u/IAintGotBars
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack
👤︎ u/metroreader8
📅︎ Jan 08
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

cuz u a snac
👤︎ u/Mari0tto
📅︎ Feb 06
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you're the only ten I see.
👤︎ u/CaptFieldmouse
📅︎ Jan 21
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Did it hurt when you fell from y:256

i actually have the reply to this No,i had feather falling IV boots
👤︎ u/ProperMouse
📅︎ Sep 15
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Did it hurt when you fell?

Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a snack
👤︎ u/Devin458
📅︎ Nov 19
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
👤︎ u/GeneralReposti_Bot
📅︎ Nov 04
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack
👤︎ u/linux_tf2
📅︎ Feb 17
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Did it hurt when you fell...

From the vending machine because you looking like a snack.
👤︎ u/ThisGuy21321
📅︎ Nov 07
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Did it hurt when you fell,

Because you're the only Ten I see
👤︎ u/abillama
📅︎ Nov 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you a snack
👤︎ u/rachel42525616
📅︎ May 12
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Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/not_lunalovegood
📅︎ Sep 12
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Hey girl you can call me corona

Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt
👤︎ u/tlaz10
📅︎ Jun 05
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Stolen from Jacksepticeye

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
👤︎ u/Legend-A_P
📅︎ Aug 30
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
👤︎ u/NothingButFish
📅︎ Sep 06
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I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 15
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U should call me Anasthetic

Cuz I'll never let anything hurt u
👤︎ u/tom_edw
📅︎ Oct 19
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Do you have a bandaid?

Cause I hurt myself falling for you
👤︎ u/whatsgucciaye
📅︎ Feb 12
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You're like the sun in my life

Cause every time I look at you my eyes hurt
👤︎ u/cube145
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey girl are you redbull?

Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.
👤︎ u/JermeyFisher
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl are you a sadist

Cause I hope you love it too when you hurt me
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Sep 19
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Did you just fall from hell?

Because you make my head hurt.
👤︎ u/Cyberlord50
📅︎ Oct 19
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Hi I'm [insert name here], but you can call me hrting.

Cause I'm hurting without 'u'
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Nov 27
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girl, are you exercise?

cause you hurt me but i wanna do you anyway
👤︎ u/eggscrambled
📅︎ Oct 16
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Are you Game of Thrones?

Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.
👤︎ u/iamadityajain
📅︎ Oct 16
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