Italian Pick up lines

The best Italian pick up lines

Are you an Italian crewmate

Cos u make me wanna be an impasta
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nazi_hentai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento. ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/claudioSMRun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Hey girl are you Italian?

Cause I'd love to see your Naples
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afterburners_engaged
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Dang girl are you Italian?

Because I want a piz-za that ass!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Camjdog1998
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Hey do you like italian food?

Would you like some ballsongna
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dela8642
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Best name if you are Italian

Italian Girl: Hey what’s your name? You: I am Mio Italian Girl: so you are mine? You: I could be
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NightR3cover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Let me be the Italy to your corona

Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sreejith30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Are you the Mediterranean Sea?

Because I want to stick my Italian Peninsula in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZAWGURN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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