Lungs Pick up lines

The best Lungs pick up lines

It may be the Covid in my lungs

But you take my breath away
👤︎ u/BeauBaracus
📅︎ Feb 12
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Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.
👤︎ u/swingingnutsackyummy
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
👤︎ u/blazedragon578
📅︎ Dec 29
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Damn girl, are you a bad surgeon

Because I'm dying right now please put my lungs back
👤︎ u/Papyrus521
📅︎ Jun 16
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