Package Pick up lines

The best Package pick up lines

Are you my package from Amazon?

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 27
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are you a small package?

because if so, ill be a big thing
👤︎ u/EwokXx181st
📅︎ Jan 29
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
👤︎ u/glitch65434568
📅︎ Nov 17
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Are you my amazon delivery for the book of satan?

Because you're the whole god damned package
👤︎ u/blipblipblimp
📅︎ Nov 19
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Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.
👤︎ u/TheeShankster
📅︎ Sep 27
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Since COVID-19 didn't take you out, Can I?

You can $timulus my package ;)
👤︎ u/justintimehere
📅︎ Oct 11
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Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
👤︎ u/WtfsaidtheDuck
📅︎ May 21
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Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.
👤︎ u/BloodyMorgan
📅︎ Jun 13
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Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.
👤︎ u/Godsblink
📅︎ Aug 12
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?

Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
👤︎ u/Wontonio_the_ninja
📅︎ Sep 01
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Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.
👤︎ u/AllTimeNadir
📅︎ Jan 29
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I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?
👤︎ u/ummsuree
📅︎ Jan 07
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Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.
👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Jun 11
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Are you the mail woman?

Cause I’d like you to handle my package.
👤︎ u/a_bad_username_
📅︎ Nov 08
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