Poop Pick up lines

The best Poop pick up lines

Did god just take a poop?

Cuz holy shit girl!
👤︎ u/FinnZaHuman
📅︎ Oct 15
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Do you like poop or me more?

She will hopefully say you ... reply with " if you can remove your pants for poop then why not for me"
👤︎ u/moel_ester
📅︎ Jul 20
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I just pooped my pants

Can I get in yours
👤︎ u/septicfan64
📅︎ Apr 12
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You’re a piece of shit

But I have a poop fetish
👤︎ u/yeet66
📅︎ Sep 24
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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop 😉
👤︎ u/DrSpiffman
📅︎ Aug 20
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10/10 would make her laugh

Damnnnnn Girl you're so hot 🔥 If you ate bread.... you'd poop toast.
👤︎ u/El_barto_99
📅︎ Sep 27
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