Pounds Pick up lines

The best Pounds pick up lines

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
👤︎ u/killermambaa
📅︎ Jan 18
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You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jun 02
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
👤︎ u/G0PACKGO
📅︎ Aug 18
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?" "What? No like 900 pounds."
👤︎ u/WubbaLubbaDubStep
📅︎ Jun 05
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