Press Pick up lines

The best Press pick up lines

How many times should I press Like on your profile until we'll have a match?

More likely for platform as Okcupid
👤︎ u/xRamos
📅︎ Aug 08
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Are you a beard trimmer?

Because I wanna have you shaking like crazy while pressed against my mustache
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Dec 26
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Do you think im a tv remote?

Cause you're pressing all my buttons
👤︎ u/H3DG3Z
📅︎ Dec 03
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Are you a glass of water?

Because I wanna press my lips against you
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 06
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Zelda is a girl, Princess Peach is too...

Press start and be my Player 2 - Day 90
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 05
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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jul 02
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