Pull Pick up lines

The best Pull pick up lines

Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick?

Cuz I'd love to show you my world
👤︎ u/ZeroParadox868
📅︎ Nov 15
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Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
👤︎ u/chuckle5611
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you
👤︎ u/Black_Belt_Titan
📅︎ Jan 09
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What's the difference between me and my couch ?

.. my couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/VivDso69
📅︎ Nov 24
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My couch might pull out

But I don’t
👤︎ u/blindplumber
📅︎ Oct 22
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Hey girl, did I just pull a pro-gamer move?

Because I just edited this post so you won't be able to see this post
👤︎ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
📅︎ Oct 24
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
👤︎ u/Forward_Tell1332
📅︎ Nov 02
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You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey girl it would take

a ford f-250 to pull me out that ass
👤︎ u/chxfcole
📅︎ Sep 22
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Damn girl are you a black hole?

Because there will be no pulling out
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 08
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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
👤︎ u/Cncaulderon
📅︎ Aug 24
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Hey girl, are you a country with oil?

Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.
👤︎ u/friendlyvodka
📅︎ Jul 29
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Your bio says you enjoy competitive shooting...

You say PULL and I’ll shoot
👤︎ u/JuicyJuice08
📅︎ Jun 02
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Man those pants look hard to put on

but i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)
👤︎ u/robotchargie
📅︎ May 23
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What chat up lines contain the word Pull or Pulled?

Part of an academic project, I swear!
👤︎ u/Pploy
📅︎ Apr 07
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Sup, girl, are you looking for a personal trainer?

Cuz I wanna spot your knee pulls \[4\]
👤︎ u/emilliolongwood
📅︎ May 16
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Roses are red, a fish is a trout

If we do sex I ain’t gonna pull out
👤︎ u/jxryd
📅︎ Apr 09
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Are you a parking spot?

Cause I’d pull out of you
👤︎ u/Black_Belt_Titan
📅︎ Feb 27
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We should get together and play Jenga..

Then I can show you how strong my pull out game is.
👤︎ u/savagecheefer
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl, are you a tight parking space?

Because I'm gonna have a hard time pulling outta you
👤︎ u/TheWormaster
📅︎ Feb 14
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Damn gurl are you Middle East?

Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.
👤︎ u/Pornstalk_28
📅︎ Jul 17
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You know, you are a paradox:

You are so thin and smart, yet you pull me towards yourself like a dense black hole.
👤︎ u/AetherScience
📅︎ Mar 03
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
👤︎ u/jango671
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc once I get inside you I'm never pulling out
👤︎ u/Duckuverymuch
📅︎ Jun 01
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What’s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/therealishone
📅︎ Mar 18
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Damn baby are you a magnet

Because you pull me closer! lol
👤︎ u/BeingGayIsNotOkayLol
📅︎ Apr 01
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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
👤︎ u/Trucknessa
📅︎ Feb 03
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Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.
👤︎ u/jwalk131920
📅︎ May 07
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be? (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)
👤︎ u/OfficialBeard
📅︎ Nov 04
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Need one to use for people with no bio

I try to pull from their photos, but sometimes I don't have anything to work with.
👤︎ u/persimelinoe
📅︎ Oct 01
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I'm kind of like batman

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt
👤︎ u/MasonBoss505
📅︎ Jul 04
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Hey, want to come over?

My couch pulls out, but I don't.
👤︎ u/kovr
📅︎ Jun 11
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I'm kind of like batman

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt
👤︎ u/MasonBoss505
📅︎ Jul 04
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