Seven Pick up lines

The best Seven pick up lines

there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
👤︎ u/Nielot_
📅︎ Jul 30
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Hey, did you get the seven dick pics I sent ?

No? Oh they were probably too big for the app to handle then
👤︎ u/djheavypickles
📅︎ Feb 18
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
👤︎ u/xXkatokamXx
📅︎ Jul 12
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What’s Seven long and you need from me ?

My phone number. I would’ve given you my area code but I knew you wouldn’t believe what’s 10 long and you need from me.
👤︎ u/YungTesla59
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
👤︎ u/Redditisbootiful
📅︎ Jan 28
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Damn girl are you a pirate?

Cos you thiccccccc with seven seas
👤︎ u/whe007ler
📅︎ Aug 02
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Hey girl, you are looking like a nine.

Because I’m a seven and I’m hungry.
👤︎ u/I-am-the-hype-1988
📅︎ Jan 13
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Are you a slot machine

Because you’re a seven at best...
👤︎ u/Jakiboy1234
📅︎ Apr 26
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Him: “Hey girl I’m bout to win the lottery.” Her: “How?”

Your seven digits right now 😉
👤︎ u/CashCatner
📅︎ Nov 21
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Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.
👤︎ u/Metroid413
📅︎ Feb 14
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