Shoulder Pick up lines

The best Shoulder pick up lines

I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
👤︎ u/erikerik1634
📅︎ Jan 05
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shoulders, knees, and toes

i’ll give you the head later
👤︎ u/Man_Of_Vs
📅︎ Jun 06
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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*
👤︎ u/EmreCanEmreWill
📅︎ Jul 04
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
👤︎ u/wovkefather
📅︎ Jul 01
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Corny but it worked on me!

(Usually best done around lunch time) * drop sugar packet * * tap girl on shoulder * "Hey, you dropped your name tag" and give her the suger 😎
👤︎ u/rashmichele
📅︎ May 31
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I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on...

The funny thing about my shoulder is... It's my penis.
👤︎ u/johnny-wvrl0rd
📅︎ Jul 12
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