Sit Pick up lines

The best Sit pick up lines

Did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Because you have a sweet ass
👤︎ u/Proof_Sir_133
📅︎ Feb 03
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your ass looks so refreshing.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Dec 30
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 04
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Did you sit on the F5 key

Because your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/EL_JOVID
📅︎ Oct 27
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Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

and tell him what you want down your chimney.
👤︎ u/Ijackoffonu
📅︎ Dec 25
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Nov 30
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Hey,did you sit on F5 key?

cause your ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/hatedbyal
📅︎ Nov 19
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Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)
👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r
📅︎ Dec 14
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Did u sit on arsenic and sulphur

Cos I love that AsS
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 20
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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 01
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Did you sit on the F5 key

Cause your ass is refreshing!
👤︎ u/rubiach
📅︎ Aug 17
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My dick is a gentleman

It stands up so you can sit down
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 20
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)
👤︎ u/Kittpire
📅︎ Jul 08
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Are you sitting on sugar?

‘Cause you have a sweet ass.
👤︎ u/ParaSp4rk7
📅︎ May 29
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Did you just sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is Refreshing.
👤︎ u/thesyncoder
📅︎ Aug 17
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What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
👤︎ u/Apprehensivepickle12
📅︎ Feb 15
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Do you like sitting on the floor?

Cuz if not then bye
👤︎ u/serperior363
📅︎ Jul 06
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You should come over and sit on the end of this...

Bed
👤︎ u/lilwoodzey2013
📅︎ Jul 12
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
👤︎ u/vizzlemynizzle69
📅︎ Jan 02
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Did you sit in sugar?

Because that ass sure is sweet....
👤︎ u/mimilovesandy2016
📅︎ Feb 25
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Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up😜😜👉👌🍆💦💦
👤︎ u/marcuspeng
📅︎ Apr 18
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By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face Or Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose
👤︎ u/gandhis-left-sandall
📅︎ Jan 15
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How about you sit on my lap?

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
👤︎ u/maxolsen08
📅︎ Dec 16
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What's the difference between a beautiful girl like you and sunglasses

The sunglasses sit a little higher.
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 04
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If you and I were little frogs

We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 31
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Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

Cause I really want you to sit on my face
👤︎ u/Oceanman06
📅︎ Jul 13
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Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.
👤︎ u/janidwastaken
📅︎ Jan 18
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Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.
👤︎ u/beancrumb
📅︎ Jun 11
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
👤︎ u/rienik
📅︎ Jan 14
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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You look like you need a seat

Would you like to sit on my face?
👤︎ u/Current_Stud
📅︎ Dec 05
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Did you sit on some sugar?

Cause you've got a sweet ass
👤︎ u/Repti_Potato
📅︎ Nov 02
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Are you sitting on sugar?

Cuz you got a sweet ass
👤︎ u/krishgiria
📅︎ Nov 24
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Did you sit on sugar?

Because you got a sweet ass
👤︎ u/Hydr0lava
📅︎ Nov 27
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Hey come and sit on my lap.

We'll just talk about the first thing that comes up
👤︎ u/Te_Waapu
📅︎ Jul 06
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Did you sit on a heap of sugar?

'Cause you have a pretty sweet posterior.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey girl did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Coz damn that booty lookin’ sweet!
👤︎ u/raghav_0304
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Because you got a pretty sweet ass ❣️
👤︎ u/almightycoolio
📅︎ May 11
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If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.
👤︎ u/StruggleSnug69
📅︎ Aug 22
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I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.
👤︎ u/rhinosorcery
📅︎ Sep 10
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Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 29
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I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on
👤︎ u/MizterMC
📅︎ Dec 25
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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/firehaxker27
📅︎ Feb 01
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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing
👤︎ u/tobeortobeme
📅︎ Mar 07
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Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face
👤︎ u/Cargold22
📅︎ Jul 17
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Where you sitting on a sack of sugar before you walked in...

Cuz that ass looks sweet...
👤︎ u/jamesgelliott
📅︎ Feb 05
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Rose's are red, violets are great

Please sit on my face because I havnt ate
👤︎ u/billtarrar
📅︎ Jan 25
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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 24
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Are you my meme collection?

Because all I do is sit and look at you on social media all day.
👤︎ u/dontgetaids45
📅︎ Jun 05
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!" to which she replied "What?" and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"
👤︎ u/Nushikiss
📅︎ Jun 12
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Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup?

Because your ass is so sweet my body can't tell when it has had enough.
👤︎ u/ItsSylent
📅︎ Apr 08
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You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?
👤︎ u/thebushasarrived
📅︎ Jul 22
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I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

"Why?" Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.
👤︎ u/nevatrustin
📅︎ Jul 11
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Aug 14
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
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Have you been sitting on sugar

Cuz you got a sweet ass
👤︎ u/theen53
📅︎ Jul 09
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I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍♂️
👤︎ u/solm42168
📅︎ Mar 17
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Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Because that ass is refreshing...
👤︎ u/louisturbo
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that ass is refreshing!
👤︎ u/Dane_Bramage
📅︎ Sep 09
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Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo
👤︎ u/Andeman1986
📅︎ Apr 23
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Hey did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Cause your ass looks sweet girl ;)
👤︎ u/HolyFridge
📅︎ Apr 29
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Come sit on Santa's lap...

And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.
👤︎ u/musichatesyouall
📅︎ Dec 05
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Dang girl, are you my ballsack hair

Because I want to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and stare at you
👤︎ u/joeyburnham
📅︎ Mar 04
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Hey did you sit in sugar?

Because that ass is sweet
👤︎ u/Guntizzle
📅︎ Aug 27
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My pp is such a gentleman...

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down 🤪 - Day 31
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
👤︎ u/deborker
📅︎ Apr 12
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My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
👤︎ u/DBandJ
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.
👤︎ u/heathens997
📅︎ Mar 20
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I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face
👤︎ u/niktothelai
📅︎ Oct 16
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
👤︎ u/codevector
📅︎ May 14
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Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face
👤︎ u/DreamCuRuBa
📅︎ Mar 07
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