Supposed Pick up lines

The best Supposed pick up lines

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.
👤︎ u/KalluMemer
📅︎ Dec 02
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Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.
👤︎ u/NotRandomness
📅︎ Mar 31
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I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina

Her: What? Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say
👤︎ u/biodomers
📅︎ Mar 09
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
👤︎ u/BarryMcKawkaner
📅︎ Dec 25
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What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Jan 25
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Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance? No? Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question? (I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)
👤︎ u/MikeMcK83
📅︎ Sep 23
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An Asiago covered Silverado.

I heard you were supposed to start with a cheesy pick-up line.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Apr 24
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