Travel Pick up lines

The best Travel pick up lines

Are you a time traveler?

because I can see you in my future ;)
👤︎ u/dcdantes
📅︎ Oct 29
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Hey you, wanna time travel?

I'll take you back to before the fuckbois ruined it all.
👤︎ u/CurrentTraditional12
📅︎ Nov 17
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Are you a time traveller?

Because I see you in my future.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 08
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I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 10
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I'll travel endlessly with you

Coz I'll get lost in your eyes
👤︎ u/vadi2310
📅︎ May 02
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Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function
👤︎ u/milkywaymelts_
📅︎ Aug 02
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I can’t wait until Elon makes interplanetary travel accessible to the masses.

‘Cause I want to explore Uranus
👤︎ u/BigChree2407
📅︎ Feb 12
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Are you a time traveling computer

Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive
👤︎ u/CoochieCruncher03
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo
👤︎ u/JayThaShaman
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl, are you a GPS?

Coz I wanna travel the world with you
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Jul 05
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Im like the Corona virus

I wanna travel to you to get in you
👤︎ u/Turtlelangelo
📅︎ Mar 13
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Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
👤︎ u/lolabugsabq
📅︎ Sep 25
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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you
👤︎ u/yourfellowbrokeboi
📅︎ Aug 22
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Wow! That was amazing!

One click on my phone and I traveled 5 days in the future! Because you're 10/10!
👤︎ u/SkeletonOfPuns
📅︎ Oct 06
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Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw Works well when you're traveling
👤︎ u/farazormal
📅︎ Jul 26
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Is your ass an Einstein-Rosen bridge?

'Cause I wanna spray you down with exotic matter and travel through your hole.
👤︎ u/drageuth2
📅︎ Jun 21
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