Ugh Pick up lines

The best Ugh pick up lines

You: Ugh I couldn’t sleep last night

Them: Why not?? You: I couldn’t stop thinking Them: Couldn’t stop thinking about what?? You: You ;)
👤︎ u/RohitRojo
📅︎ Aug 20
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
📅︎ Jun 17
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
📅︎ Oct 18
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