Used Pick up lines

The best Used pick up lines

can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
👤︎ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
📅︎ Feb 18
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
👤︎ u/imanweirdo
📅︎ Sep 23
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My favorite color used to be _________.

Now, it’s the color of your eyes.
👤︎ u/koNekterr
📅︎ Aug 14
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Are you the solution to the equation x^2-2x+1=0?

Because i just used the quadratic formula and you’re the 1
👤︎ u/Pranav_8888
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂
👤︎ u/Mr_Jess
📅︎ Nov 15
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hey girl, are you Gordon Ramsey's temper?

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.
👤︎ u/elixirxvi
📅︎ Feb 13
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
👤︎ u/itratjameel
📅︎ Jan 06
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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Feb 12
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I mean I used this one multiple times on different girls and it could be used on anyone

Hey, I just woke up and I wanted the first person I talked to, to be beautiful
👤︎ u/OffsideGull1449
📅︎ Apr 18
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Hey girl are you constipation?

Cos i cant let go of u Hope its not already used?
👤︎ u/JLYXsg
📅︎ Dec 28
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I used to be scared of heights...

Thanks cause I'm not afraid anymore, since I fell for you. - Day 25
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 29
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 14
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if the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
👤︎ u/tobesztobesz
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my. (Idk if this ever used before)
👤︎ u/JaheeTheDan
📅︎ Dec 08
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
👤︎ u/mariomaster518
📅︎ Feb 01
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Used this one on a paraplegic girl the other day.

Damn girl, are you affiliated with the meals on wheels program? Because you are a snack.
👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jan 21
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Girl, you must live on the top floor of a brownstone

Because I bet you're used to all the stares by now.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 10
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
👤︎ u/tsmi196
📅︎ Mar 15
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Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.
👤︎ u/Kardight
📅︎ Jun 06
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
👤︎ u/lizbradley33
📅︎ Aug 15
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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Used this one on a cute coworker.

She comes up to me during work and says "Hey badfish321 we're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more?" I gesture to her and say "We're not out of dimes. Got one right here."
👤︎ u/badfish321
📅︎ Nov 14
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People say "If you were a pepper, you would be hot af"

But I don't think it can be used on you, since you're already so smokinnnnn'!!
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 19
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My dad always used to call me a pussy, but you know what they say.

You are what you eat...
👤︎ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
📅︎ Jan 31
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Are you a pancreatic enzyme that is used to digest proteins and enzymes?

Because you’re a real pro tease
👤︎ u/XenonTrooper
📅︎ Feb 05
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
👤︎ u/Blenjamin
📅︎ Mar 13
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