Warm Pick up lines

The best Warm pick up lines

Whenever I meet women, I start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real icebreaker.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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on this warm summer day, I'm on a path without a way, to find someone who is a dude

Would you please send a nude?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallmeIrrelavant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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DAMN i know why we have global warming

because your so HOT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/owoundertalelover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kruziiksil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Is carbon dioxide really causing global warming?

Or is it just you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Did you know scientist discovered the reason for global warming?

Its you πŸ˜›πŸ”₯
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nathanielx4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomas-rousseau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey girl, are you sun?

Cause I feel warm when I m around you. (Or ,,cause u re hot")
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RainyB0w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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I blame you for global warming

Cause your hotness is too much to handle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thrivehi5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey, are you a sauna?

Coz I feel warm when I'm inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amanthatdontfall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Do you believe in global warming?

Because I think you’re the #1 cause
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edgyteen32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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I’m not gonna say you’re hot,

but you might be the primary reason for global warming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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If we were a movie, we would be The Titanic

But since you are the main cause of Global Warming, we would survive.πŸ˜‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LowkeyZedBoyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Girl, are you the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?

Because you give me a warm feeling i can't escape
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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I think I'm blanket, wanna know why?

Cause I wanna be in your bed and make you feel warm all over ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R0n33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LarrySassol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey girl are you chaii !!?

Bcoz the moment my lips touch you , I feel so warm
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frostinsunlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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If global warming is a myth...

...why do you keep getting hotter every time I look at you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Den_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

Because you warm my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackWolf744
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Girl You're like my Blanket...

Cause I feel warm and cozy when you're around me πŸ₯° - day 39
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Are you the Australian Bushfires?

'Cos you're giving me a warm feeling Down Under
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smaller_thanaverage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeG1tSwaGG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesaltysaltzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Being with you is like drinking a Vernor's...

...Because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstraCrits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Have you seen this protest against you downtown?

Damn, you're so hot I thought you were the global warming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_loris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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You’re my little toaster strudel

A delicious warm snack that’s gonna be covered in my special frosting.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Girl, you must be from the Middle East

Because you sha-warm-my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joszwaylen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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If you were any hotter...

...they'd blame you for global warming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zchavago
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Rate my Pick up line?

Girl, are you a heater because you really know how to warm my heart. I don't want you to watch the sunset, I want us to watch the sun set. Wanna go camping? I've already pitched the tent ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iGappy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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