Attention Pick up lines

The best Attention pick up lines

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.
👤︎ u/NotAmrit
📅︎ Dec 12
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.
👤︎ u/jddelgado91
📅︎ Dec 14
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Are you this subreddit?

Cause I never get your attention. 😪
👤︎ u/Samir0927
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
👤︎ u/Boredquarantine520
📅︎ Apr 27
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Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Because my private’s are at attention
👤︎ u/Fuzzy767
📅︎ Aug 04
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Hey girl. Are you a Drill Sergeant?

Because you have my privates standing at attention
👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Jan 10
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You must be the indo-china border dispute

Because you got all my attention
👤︎ u/within_kamath23
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey, are you Australia

Because you’re super hot and not getting enough attention
👤︎ u/Doyle012
📅︎ Jan 12
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You must be really good at art

'cause you have drawn my attention!
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 11
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you have my private’s standing at attention
👤︎ u/JasonWet
📅︎ Apr 07
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Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention
👤︎ u/birdsolider107
📅︎ Jan 09
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Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned - Day 18
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey, are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.
👤︎ u/TheRealJesus12251
📅︎ Sep 07
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In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention
👤︎ u/haydenmarshall06
📅︎ Nov 12
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you're calling my soldier to attention.
👤︎ u/apbeck9
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey baby are you a General?

Because my dick is standing at full attention.
👤︎ u/thedoctor1532
📅︎ Feb 15
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