Bake Pick up lines

The best Bake pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Cause that muffin top makes my banana nut.
👤︎ u/manwesulimo173
📅︎ Aug 07
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
👤︎ u/totally-not-bread
📅︎ Jan 06
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I don't know how to cook.

But I guess when I'm with you, we can bake while getting baked.
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Aug 15
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Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side
👤︎ u/Jackington11
📅︎ Jun 21
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Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock. (Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)
👤︎ u/Observer2594
📅︎ Jun 07
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