Check Pick up lines

The best Check pick up lines

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HistorysWitness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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*Checking out at a store*

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey baby, are you a stimulus check?

Because you mean a lot to me right now...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legsofhair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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I ain’t no cashier but...

You got at least two things I want to check out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemePhish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aintgotmuffintolose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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While crossing the security check.. look at your +1 and go

oh no, I brought a BOMB!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesthatisfalse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DailyRepostPost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart - Day 80
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Is there a chance you're a library book?

Because I keep wanting to check you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shepwrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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I checked my horoscope and it says I should fuck you🧐

or Do you believe in astrology? Because I checked my horoscope and it says I should fuck you🧐
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aydin2323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alkedi44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

Because I'm totally checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/will85263
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Hey girl are you the $1200 govt. stimulus check?

Because I could really use you right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pdiddy618
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imperfex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Girl, are you todays date? (Not 10/10, check)

Because you're 11/10!!! πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JB57gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I’m gonna check you out

Just don’t tell the librarian I’m not bringing you back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurvivalBackpac
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Some_Process
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BloodyMorgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Hey girl do you wanna check out to my car later?

It's got a real cozy back and a real powerful front.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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If you were the passenger in my car

Then i'd check my passenger mirror more frequently to see an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swarly1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jg76zj1d
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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My mama says you're bad for my health

'Cause whenever I'm with you, I pinch myself to check if I'm dreaming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatSmartIdiot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you a library book?

Cuz I'd like to check you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_k_s_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BarryMcKawkaner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UkrNeighbour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eskaterboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UkrNeighbour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Are you my FICO credit score?

'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pictureit17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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I could be the spell check...

To your Microsoft word.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sinuspane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Hey, are we in a library?

Because I was totally checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assasinluke99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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does your phone have maps?

I just need to check the route from my heart to yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amazedknight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Are you a library book?

’Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Are you a chessboard?

Because I'd like to play with you, check you out and possibly mate.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kodeepea
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you a library book?

Cos I’d like to check you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nikenotnikey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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I hope you’re into cashiers

Because I’ve been checking you out all night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Are you a book at the library?

Coz I am checking you out..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artrandenthi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trucknessa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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For that special cashier

since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NZNzven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/G0PACKGO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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One I thought up for Christmas

Hey girl, what you doin? Girl: Nuthin, you? Oh, I was just ringin the bells on my Christmas tree, just wanted to check if you got your wings yet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scone_Zone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arabalidos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreamedRicePudding
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Girl, is this a horror movie?

Because I hear you're sound and i wanna check you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwaggyYoloMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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