Earth Pick up lines

The best Earth pick up lines

There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
👤︎ u/DubstepAndTrap
📅︎ Dec 06
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 29
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
👤︎ u/CDoge69
📅︎ Oct 12
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Are you from Earth nation?

Cause girl, you sure know how to bend my rock
👤︎ u/my_name_is_ashal
📅︎ Feb 20
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Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth

I’d still fall foe you
👤︎ u/allisongibson
📅︎ Dec 14
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.
👤︎ u/GamePlayXtreme
📅︎ Oct 02
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hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

or we have chance of having future together?
👤︎ u/dipesh_does_things
📅︎ Jun 23
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Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated
👤︎ u/GamEnthusiast
📅︎ Jul 24
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Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.
👤︎ u/Samuel_hall
📅︎ Jun 29
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According to research, the moon has less gravity than earth

But I'd still fall for you there
👤︎ u/dasmehn
📅︎ Jun 07
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Are you a natural disaster?

Cause you make my earth quake
👤︎ u/ThatPianoPlayingBoy
📅︎ Jan 16
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are you an earth quake

Coz you just rocked my world
👤︎ u/griefcase69
📅︎ Apr 21
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
👤︎ u/boopydoopybop
📅︎ Dec 28
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Girl you're the Earth...

Cause you only get hotter day by day - Day 54
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 28
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They say Disneyland's the most fun place on Earth...

Well they definitely haven't been inside you - Day 48
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 22
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Are you the earth by the end of this century?

Because ur hot
👤︎ u/FooThePerson
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.
👤︎ u/Emmi-stay
📅︎ May 28
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You can call me Earth...

I want to be something that means the world to you
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Dec 26
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
👤︎ u/RAON2812
📅︎ Nov 22
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Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?

Because you give me a bulge
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 18
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Even if there were no gravity on earth...

I’d still fall for you 😍
👤︎ u/retna246
📅︎ Jun 14
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girl its a miracle that galileo never found

cos if he did he would say the earth revolves around you
👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
📅︎ Sep 20
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Are you an earth magnet ?

Because you’re rare and extremely attractive. Idk If it’s been used but I just thought about it.
👤︎ u/UhOhIAteAbestos
📅︎ Oct 03
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If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer
👤︎ u/MysteriousBread
📅︎ Apr 11
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Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat
👤︎ u/twald37
📅︎ Apr 13
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Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.
👤︎ u/Shiro_SoFrosty
📅︎ Nov 29
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Hey girl are you the earth, cuz you’re really flattering

nice.
👤︎ u/kwondave25
📅︎ Apr 22
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you
👤︎ u/TheAndroidKing
📅︎ Jan 15
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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 29
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You: Damn you look tired today

Her: Yeah but how did you notice? You: Orbiting around earth must be hard
👤︎ u/134-ht
📅︎ Jan 19
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Your hot but you know what’s hotter

The earth let’s talk about that
👤︎ u/dontgiveashitt
📅︎ Jan 27
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
👤︎ u/arielhicks__
📅︎ Oct 03
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I haven't been to a lot of places but I know one thing for sure.

_You_ are the cutest thing on the face of the Earth!
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ Aug 24
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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What's the difference between you and an angel?

One's really beautiful and came down to earth from heaven. The other's an angel.
👤︎ u/tlst9999
📅︎ May 12
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