Eye Pick up lines

The best Eye pick up lines

I think something's in my eye...

No, it's just you
👤︎ u/SeriouslyPurple
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights
👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor
📅︎ Feb 05
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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 13
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

;)
👤︎ u/vorticaldruid
📅︎ Jan 15
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
👤︎ u/SpinDatPringles
📅︎ Oct 22
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Hey Girl Ssup?? {Do the eye thingy}

Damn if Joey can get girls with it why can't I?!
👤︎ u/mqsodawala
📅︎ Jan 12
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You have beautiful eyes.

Can I have them?
👤︎ u/YourDodgyUncle
📅︎ Oct 31
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There must be something wrong with my eyes.

*I can't take them off you.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 14
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Do you know a good eye doctor?

Cause i am seeing you everywhere.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Dec 11
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry, for fear of losing you.
👤︎ u/FunkDoctaSteve
📅︎ Dec 10
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Is your left eye twitching?

Cause you been looking right all day 🕸💀🖤
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 15
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Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while she’s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
👤︎ u/billybob226
📅︎ Oct 28
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I need to go to the eye doctor

cuz I can't see anything except you and me together 😌😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Oct 25
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep
📅︎ Jan 24
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When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

Because I want to give my heart to you
👤︎ u/nahcekimcm
📅︎ Mar 23
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Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 12
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They say there’s beauty in the eyes of the bee holder...

I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate
👤︎ u/saylorallen
📅︎ Oct 19
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Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Oh right, it’s you
👤︎ u/DieserBene
📅︎ Jun 19
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I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together
👤︎ u/saaayah
📅︎ Aug 19
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

Just like my toilet cleaner
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 24
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I'd say I'm lost in your eyes...

But that's not the ocean I'm trying to get to ;)
👤︎ u/FriendsMoreOrLess
📅︎ Aug 25
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Why would i want to look at the stars,

When i can look into your eyes
👤︎ u/axnhvfmu
📅︎ Feb 18
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Roses are red, your eyes have a nice hue...

God wanted to show us what true cuteness was, so he sent you 💕 - Day 12
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 16
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I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you
👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Jul 17
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Feb 08
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
👤︎ u/Background_Matter912
📅︎ Feb 19
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 11
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The sparkle in your eyes is so bright

the sun must be jealous! the sun: oof it's time for me to retire *proceeds to explode*
👤︎ u/forevercoolerthanyou
📅︎ Jul 17
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You have such beautiful eyes.

MAY I HAVE THEM?
👤︎ u/gleeencoco
📅︎ Jun 13
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Roses are red, what I see infront of my eyes is pretty nice...

I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 09
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I love your eyes, but mine's better

Coz without mine I can't see yours
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Jun 09
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks
👤︎ u/Furystar1703
📅︎ Jun 02
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry for fear of losing you.
👤︎ u/FunkDoctaSteve
📅︎ Mar 06
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I wish I were cross-eyed so...

I could see you twice.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 21
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Sep 11
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You're like chicken noodle soup..

Cause you good on the eye
👤︎ u/Imnotcrunkimtyping
📅︎ Feb 02
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Are you the national grid of Pakistan?

Because I keep trippin' whenever I'm around you. Just can't keep my eyes off of you.
👤︎ u/randomacc12345ount
📅︎ Jan 22
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Your eyes are like lil galaxies

I don't know how they all work but I could stare at them for hours
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ May 02
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What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.
👤︎ u/BionicPorkchop
📅︎ Jun 09
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Roses are red my eyes are glued all it took was one look of u

and my eyes got lost at the view
👤︎ u/ID_hack
📅︎ May 23
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Hey, Do you have a map?

I’ve gotten lost in your eyes (Sorry if it’s been done before)
👤︎ u/Huracan941-
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey girl, i need a cardiologist now?

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Jan 01
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Did your father have sex with a carrot?

Because you have really nice eyes.
👤︎ u/doroteam
📅︎ Dec 18
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Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes
👤︎ u/IHeartAquaSoMuch
📅︎ Dec 31
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Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.
👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
👤︎ u/thedankalchemist
📅︎ Nov 30
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Was your father a thief?

Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
👤︎ u/saadchahine1
📅︎ Dec 18
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I'm not saying my eyes are made of metal..

But your magnetic personality does attract them
👤︎ u/triple_scoop97
📅︎ Mar 24
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If we had a staring contest..

I would win cause I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off you 🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Oct 15
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My eyes met many eyes

But only got lost in yours...
👤︎ u/BlackJaguar7
📅︎ Jan 26
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Are your eyes brustle sprouts?

Cuz I wanna eat them
👤︎ u/trash_panda5143
📅︎ Mar 01
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Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me
👤︎ u/Amonasrester
📅︎ Feb 18
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Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)
👤︎ u/KlutzChingSter
📅︎ May 02
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Are you a million bucks in-front of my eyes?

Because I can't take them off.
👤︎ u/Inkered
📅︎ Mar 02
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I tripped gazing into your eyes

But I don't care because I'll always fall for you
👤︎ u/FrostyWaffles2892
📅︎ Jan 30
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Your eyes are like a forest..

easy to get lost in
👤︎ u/12_SD
📅︎ Jan 26
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You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.
👤︎ u/wiseguy887
📅︎ May 28
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My favorite color used to be _________.

Now, it’s the color of your eyes.
👤︎ u/koNekterr
📅︎ Aug 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue....

.... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you
👤︎ u/muurblok
📅︎ Aug 22
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Dang girl I sure wish I was cross-eyed

Then I could see you twice
👤︎ u/oatmealoatmeal2
📅︎ Nov 12
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Just made an appointment with eye an doctor

cause idk what i saw in you
👤︎ u/69HENTAI69_
📅︎ Aug 02
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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight
👤︎ u/Gibbo892
📅︎ Sep 18
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Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!
👤︎ u/Zegmaarjuul
📅︎ Jun 28
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Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.
👤︎ u/sleeping-angel
📅︎ Jun 29
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
👤︎ u/gigglegirl917
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Sep 28
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
👤︎ u/NeverLickATazer
📅︎ Sep 14
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