For Pick up lines

The best For pick up lines

Sorry I didnโ€™t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,Iโ€™m right here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Khukundi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nibbapusspuss420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palpatine-66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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I'm in the mood for pizza,

A pizza you, that is!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Are you looking for an anime to watch?

You should try this Initial D.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheOnlyKure
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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My love for you is like my diarrhea:

I can't keep it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/infinity540
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Abstract_Alicorn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Impossible_Complex_9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/revolutiontimeishere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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My Love for You is Like Diarrhea

Because I canโ€™t hold it in much longer.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chill_Samurai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-a-Noob-Gamer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/artguydeluxe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Are you looking for a tree topper?

*Because Iโ€™ve been told Iโ€™m a star on top.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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For ppl who have derealizations

42nd day I know derealize but you are so real that even my dearelized brain cant doubt your existence
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/simo-baka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

didnt work but it sounds cool
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigBoiBrandonn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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If you're an NF fan, this one's for you:

Are you NF? Because I've got you on my mind, baby.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gdclique
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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Lets go out for dinner

I know a G-spot to eat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/astar0n
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasticpremed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Damn girl, are you a pilgrim?

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrcolter51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

*I would be holding a galaxy.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Your so hot my zipper is falling for you ;)

\~Karim Ahmed (Vinny)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Baba_is_all
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doezitzmatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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One For The Pokรฉmon Fans

Are you an ether...cos you just raised my PP (You could also replace ether with anything with the same effect, a leppa berry for example)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Custard_Crusader
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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I'm in the mood for a pizza...

A pizza you, that is!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dtr_1555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

Iโ€™d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MarkyTheSWgeek
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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I heard youโ€™re looking for a STUD.

Iโ€™ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MaskerPlayz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause Iโ€™ll give ya 5โ€™-8โ€™ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and youโ€™re a dime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BlackJones2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, Iโ€™m not right for you then. Iโ€™m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whypranav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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My love for you is like a truck, berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/heyheynoneedtoshare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just canโ€™t hold it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/allisongibson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

Iโ€™d have a nickel, because Iโ€™ve never stopped
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Piece-Of-Ham
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

Theyโ€™re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nostalgiahunter_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y5K77G
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NatewiseGamgee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because Iโ€™ve got a tree that you can top?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GGingerton3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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If a genie came up to me and gave me 4 wishes instead of 3. In the 4th wish I'll ask for you.

Just like the other 3 :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_air_nomad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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When I first saw you, I looked for a signature

Because every masterpiece has one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sum-Dum-Fuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later๐Ÿฅด" 5 get laid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said โ€œI canโ€™t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RimStk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ainโ€™t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chamhamha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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You must be a positive person

because my negative pole is coming for you
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Hey girl are you a flower? โค๏ธ

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LaggsAreCC
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ScarredCat10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Iโ€™m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sofabeddd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bruv-its-1g
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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You be hitler , I'll be a Jew

Cuz babe i want to die for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dawnsins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OBH_Raze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sharmastic_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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