Stand Pick up lines

The best Stand pick up lines

Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAON2812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Are you a stand user?

Because meeting you isn't a coincidence
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alapez021
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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My dick is a gentleman

It stands up so you can sit down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoulderFluid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I feel like I am standing next to WR1

What's that you ask? its the hottest star in the universe.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptQurashi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chavicj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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You should sell Hotdogs,

Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therkop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Hey girl, were you standing near an oven in the last minutes?

Cause it's that, or you're just hot ;) (Inspiration from u/akaloosha's post)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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My dick is an acronym

Cuz it stands for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gian_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jddelgado91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :) Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/op_technique
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, wanted let you know that MY DICK is an acronym

It's stands for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anon_outlaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Do you make hot dogs for a living? Because you sure do know how to make a wiener stand.

Ok
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BanditNeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?

Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FearTheToaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while she’s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billybob226
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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I must of been on stand by.

Cause you just turned me on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unofficial6459
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Are you a Drill Sargent

Cause you make my privates stand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yuh_best_dan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Damn girl, are you a Cane?

Cause I can’t stand being without you <3
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Need-Juul-Pods-Bro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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I bet u would be good at selling hot dogs.

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Landlordshelper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Are you about to make a suggestion?

No? Then why are you standing there looking so suggestive?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Are you a cup of tea?

Because I couldnt stand going through the day without having you once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Parakeimenos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Hey girl. Are you a Drill Sergeant?

Because you have my privates standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Girl you're so hot that....

I can use my boner as my phone stand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lewdcheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Well one of us is going to have to stand trial...

And it's not going to be you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/finngestrobest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jingles_and_pringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Hey are you a popsicle stand?

Cause I wanna BLOW you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thislittlelight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Girl do you sell hotdogs?

Because you make my wiener stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RussianPredator7778
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Girl you put me in a wheelchair.

Cause I can't stand you anymore
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K-wis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Did you break my watch?

Cause when I am with you it feels like time is standing still...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonroges
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Damn Girl, you should sell hotdogs.

Cause you make my Weiner stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abvazir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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My pp is such a gentleman...

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down πŸ€ͺ - Day 31
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/birdsolider107
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DBandJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you have my private’s standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JasonWet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berdiaon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Are you February 10th 2020?

because you make my broomstick stand up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikachow_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey girl are you the sun

Because I can’t stand looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkeroni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey, are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealJesus12251
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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My Penis is so polite

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Hey girl do you like gentleman?

Yeah? You will like me, my dicks so polite it stands up so women can sit down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilxamuel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Who is that beautiful lady there?

It you standing in front of a mirror
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanisha21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haydenmarshall06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Hey baby are you a General?

Because my dick is standing at full attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedoctor1532
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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For all you potterheads

Did you know the mirror of Erised at Hogwarts shows not your face but what your heart desires. If I were to stand in front of it right now, it would show us, holding hands... (Or kissing, or making out, etc. Use as per the situation and the person in front of you)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aplhaone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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You can call me intolerant...

Because I can't stand how beautiful you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StolenFriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reallydark20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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You should start selling hotdogs.

Cuz you can make a wiener stand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LumpyPick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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