Under Pick up lines

The best Under pick up lines

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EVANTHETOON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey are you an umbrella?

Cause when I’m wet I wanna get under you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcsabas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl are you a sports car?

Because I wanna see what’s under the hood.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oooGamerXooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Come under my umbrella

I don't want u to melt under the rain since you're made of sugar
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantfindusername10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl, are you a sine rule

Cause me under you would be equally as good as you under me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pepefeet03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace

In my pants
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MiPiGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you a sweet classic car?

Cause I wanna get under that hood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrZenGrumps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

It's like French kissing, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kotyan_Khan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Aha 😳 w-what if w-we kissed 😢, what if we kissed under the cameltoe ?😳😍😢

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaBigFun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

then we'd have lots of toys to play with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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You are but a cute little bird who forgot how to fly

Until then, let me be the wind under your wings
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onion-with-layers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LuckeyDuke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace...

...in my pants
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MiPiGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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When I'm near you I under go anaerobic respiration.

Cause u take my breath away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDntKnowMyUsrname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dizy_Dino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey sir are you my bra strap?

Cuz I want to hook you up and get you under my shirt.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeek1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?

It's the same as a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Are you a rubik's cube?

Because if you let me do you I'll finish in under 20 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdamskiiJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours 😏

Said to me by some chick on tinder haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yawatt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Girl, are you a train?

Cuz i would want to lay under you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lilium_carniolicum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you the Australian Bushfires?

'Cos you're giving me a warm feeling Down Under
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smaller_thanaverage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/President-2036
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Damn girl, I must be an integral

because i would love to fill the area under your curves
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/axadexc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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hey girl, is your posterior under surveillance by the feds?

cuz i wanna tap dat ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Esus9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you. It’ll be in-tent-s.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-am-cookie-monster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkylorScott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToadSoda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?

Its like French kissing but you go down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomeOutlandishness0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,

Because one look at you and I'm under your spell/command. Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarzlopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charlespendragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl are you enemy of trippie redd?

Because I want you under my arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noemoer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

My job is to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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If you were mistletoe

I’d be kissing under you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey I am a gennie. I know a place.

The Light doesn't come under my lamp.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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