White Pick up lines

Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight

If I had a white van, I’d want you in it

Quarantine's fucking my mind, cause I'm missing you

because I want to put my hands in you

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea

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Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Cuz you’re white, thicc, and my bone needs you *add syrups as needed

Cuz I wanna put my white cream inside you.

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

Because the only people that eat you up are whites

Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

I’m Nigerian and am looking for sum funny ass pickup lines to use on rich white girls so I can scam them

Because you are hot, white and thick.

I'll promise you a white Christmas

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Because I want to put my white cylinder in you

I promise you'll have a white Christimas

Because I want to put my white sauce between your buns

Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)

because I like my women how I like my coffee, white.

Because I’d love to paint your interior white.

Cause I want you to suck my cauc.

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty. 😋😋😋

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth

“Half Korean half White” “Oh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”

Because I want to smash you until a bunch of white stuff come out.

Because I would donate my white cells to you

White and steamy (works better if you're asian)

White

Because you're white and fine!

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

Because I'm white and I cause a 90 minute delay

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".