Consent Pick up lines

The best Consent pick up lines

Hey girl are you 6 AM?

Coz it's getting hard without my consent.

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👤︎ u/jainutsav

📅︎ May 24

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What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent 😉

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👤︎ u/literallyliquid

📅︎ Aug 11

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