Flat Pick up lines

The best Flat pick up lines

You may be flat, but thats my favourite.

Yes
👤︎ u/kewlio72
📅︎ Feb 03
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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

Because you’re my world.
👤︎ u/Samuel_hall
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey man, are you the covid19?

Because I’m seeing nothing flat about those curves -_-
👤︎ u/coldbrewdreamerrrr
📅︎ Nov 01
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Are you a pancake?🌹☺

Cuz you flat as fuck bitch lmao
👤︎ u/GoogleTranslateUser
📅︎ Aug 02
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Roses are Red, Violets are Black

Why is your chest as flat as your back.
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 04
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
📅︎ Dec 15
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Are you the projected spread of the coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat
👤︎ u/gephartzachary
📅︎ Aug 07
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Are you the projected spread of Coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/viviverma
📅︎ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/CranberryKidney
📅︎ Mar 17
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Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat Her: no it isn’t, silly Me: you are my world
👤︎ u/gnome837
📅︎ May 08
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Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.
👤︎ u/GamePlayXtreme
📅︎ Oct 02
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ May 15
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Roses are red, Charcoal is black

Why is your chest as flat as my back?
👤︎ u/PrinceDunce
📅︎ Jan 26
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
👤︎ u/arielhicks__
📅︎ Oct 03
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Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here
👤︎ u/Wrex757
📅︎ Aug 13
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Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat
👤︎ u/twald37
📅︎ Apr 13
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Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat
👤︎ u/citatel
📅︎ Oct 13
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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)
👤︎ u/CorgiWaffles
📅︎ Mar 08
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