Pipe Pick up lines

The best Pipe pick up lines

Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?
👤︎ u/ahmetq
📅︎ Jul 06
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Girl are you a crack addict?

Because I have a pipe you can smoke
👤︎ u/notnotavirginnot
📅︎ Jan 19
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Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down
👤︎ u/AdministrativeWafer2
📅︎ Nov 19
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Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
👤︎ u/CrypticNobody
📅︎ Dec 01
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I'm like a PVC pipe when you're around.

Long and hard ;)
👤︎ u/K-wis
📅︎ Nov 11
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Have you ever had your own personal plumber?

If not, I’m always willing to clean your pipes ;)
👤︎ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
📅︎ Dec 07
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I hope you’re a plumber

because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
👤︎ u/32180932789
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl, is your father a gardener?

Yes? So he taught you how to work with large pipes
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
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Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Apr 08
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Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!
👤︎ u/nickyobro
📅︎ Mar 04
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