Quarter Pick up lines

The best Quarter pick up lines

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.
👤︎ u/nampa11
📅︎ Jul 11
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If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

You'd have a dollar
👤︎ u/Durkrui
📅︎ Sep 09
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If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer
👤︎ u/MysteriousBread
📅︎ Apr 11
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If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jun 03
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Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)
👤︎ u/TheHolyAlpaca1
📅︎ Jun 02
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If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world

You'd have 75¢
👤︎ u/Rinnegale
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you an arcade game?

I just wanna put a quarter in
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Mar 10
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Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical 2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you 3. Did youu just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you 4. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
👤︎ u/LUNARCJ
📅︎ Feb 10
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