Stab Pick up lines

The best Stab pick up lines

Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?

Because I would stab somebody over you...

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👤︎ u/deadollar

📅︎ Nov 10

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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I wanna stab you with a fork while you're turned on

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👤︎ u/jamesp4275

📅︎ Sep 27

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Are you Tom Riddle's Diary?

Cuz I wanna stab you with my Basilisk's Tooth

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👤︎ u/aka_Crazed

📅︎ Mar 29

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