Stab Pick up lines

The best Stab pick up lines

Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?

Because I would stab somebody over you...
👤︎ u/deadollar
📅︎ Nov 10
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I wanna stab you with a fork while you're turned on
👤︎ u/jamesp4275
📅︎ Sep 27
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Are you Tom Riddle's Diary?

Cuz I wanna stab you with my Basilisk's Tooth
👤︎ u/aka_Crazed
📅︎ Mar 29
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